OH IT'S LADY EMMY TIME AGAIN!

Don't even get me started on this year's Emmys as the flames of my fagotry will consume me with rage. Pretty picture huh? I was LIVID that there were so many of my favorites missing from the nominations ESPECIALLY:

*James Gandolfini & Edie Falco from The Sopranos (they kicked ass with the whole Tony on his death bed stuff)

*Mary Louise-Parker from Weeds

*Kevin Nealon from Weeds

*Ellen Pompeo from Grey's Anatomy (yes, she deserved to be nominated!)

*T.R. Knight from Grey's Anatomy (George!)


*Marcia Cross from Desperate Housewives (how the fuck did Alfre Woodard get nominated!!!? All she did was keep her crazy son in the basement...IN THE BASEMENT! In the basement - well give her an Emmy! Poor Bree Van deKamp - she had a shitty season and really earned a nomination this year - shame on the Academy!)


*Weeds for Best Comedy

*Desperate Housewives for Best Comedy (It lost some of its spunk but I still dig it)

I could go on and on....IN THE BASEMENT!!!!!! Who tallies this shit anyway?


To calm my nerves the Academy has given the wonderful Leslie Jordan a much deserved Emmy Award for his role as Beverly Lester from Will & Grace (Karen: "Shouldn't you be in your treehouse making cookies?") Well done!

I know it's pathetic to waste time over this but I LOVE T.V. - I do. So on Sunday I will be cheering on some personal favorites and I'm not even going to "predict" anything. These are my favorites:

*Grey's Anatomy for Best Drama Series (By far the best of the list)

*Arrested Development or Curb Your Enthusiasm for Best Comedy Series

*Lisa Kudrow for Actress in a Comedy Series (not really but she's the best in that list)

*Larry David for Actor in a Comedy Series (I stand by my choice - Larry says everything we all want to say but are afraid to say it!)

*Sandra Oh or Chandra Wilson for Supporting Actress in a Drama Series (I'm leaning more towards Wilson since Oh won last year - and there is always room to share)

*Oliver Platt for Supporting Actor in a Drama Series


*Frances Conroy for Actress in a Drama Series (she did some INCREDIBLE acting in that final season)

*Christopher Meloni for Actor in a Drama Series (he's done such great work it's time he gets his)


*Jeremy Piven for Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series (Oh he BETTER win - LLOYD!!!!!!!!)

*Elizabeth Perkins for Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series (Anyone who can say "Oh that little cunt - I should have had an abortion" and not do a double take is my kind of actress)

*Helen Mirren for Actress in a Miniseries or a Movie

Who will win? WHO CARES?! Okay maybe I do... but just a little bit. The Emmys are on Sunday evening - be there or be square.